The Real Truth about ‘Boring’ Men — and the Women who Live with Them: Redefining Boring
So not every guy proposes with
lip syncing,
rolling cameras, and a choreographed entourage.
Yeah — so what if your Dad didn’t?
He just pulled that beat-up Volkswagon Rabbit of his over in front of
Murray Reesor’s hundred acre farm right there where Grey Township meets
Elma Township, pulled out a little red velvet box, and whispered it in
the snowy dark: “Marry me?”
“He didn’t even get down on one knee or anything?”
You boys ask it incredulous, like there’s some kind of manual for this kind of holy.
And I’ve got no qualms in telling you no. No, he didn’t even get down
on one knee – it was just a box, a glint of gold in the dark, two
hallowed words and a question mark.
“Boring.”
I know.
When you’ve watched a few dozen mastermind proposals on youtube, shared them with their rolling credits on Facebook, marvelling at how real romance has an imagination like that.
Can I tell you something, sons?
Romance isn’t measured by how viral your proposal goes. The internet age may try to sell you something different, but don’t ever forget that
viral is closely associated with sickness – so don’t ever make being viral your goal.
Your goal is always to make your Christ-focus contagious –
to just one person.
It’s more than just imagining some romantic proposal.
It’s a man who imagines washing puked-on sheets at 2:30 am, plunging
out a full and plugged toilet for the third time this week, and then
scraping out the crud in the bottom screen of the dishwasher — every
single night for the next 37 years without any cameras rolling or
soundtrack playing —
that’s imagining true romance.
The man who imagines slipping his arm around his wife’s soft,
thickening middle age waistline and whispering that he couldn’t love
her more…. who imagines the manliness of standing bold and
unashamed in the express checkout line with only maxi pads and tampons
because someone he loves is having an unexpected Saturday morning
emergency.
The man who imagines the coming decades of a fluid life – her leaking
milky circles through a dress at Aunt Ruth’s birthday party, her
wearing thick diaper-like Depends for soggy weeks after pushing a whole
human being out through her inch-wide cervix, her bleeding through
sheets and gushing amniotic oceans across the bathroom floor and the
unexpected beauty of her crossing her legs everytime she jumps on the
trampoline with the kids.
The real romantics imagine greying and sagging and wrinkling as the deepening of something sacred.
Because get this, kids —
How a man proposes isn’t what makes him romantic. It’s how a man purposes to lay down his life that makes him romantic.
And a man begins being romantic years before any ring – romance
begins with only having eyes for one woman now – so you don’t go giving
your eyes away to cheap porn. Your dad will say it sometimes to me, a
leaning over – “
I am glad that there’s always only been you.”
Not some bare, plastic-surgeon-scalpel-enhanced pixels ballooning on a
screen, not some tempting flesh clicked on in the dark, not some
photo-shopped figment of cultural beauty that’s basically a
lie.
The real romantics know that stretchmarks are beauty marks
and that different shaped women fit into the different shapes of men
souls and that real romance is really sacrifice.
I know – you’re thinking, “
Boring.”
Can you see it again – how your grandfather stood over your
grandmother’s grave and brushed away his heart leaking without a sound
down his cheeks?
50 boring years. 50 unfilmed years of milking 70 cows, raising 6 boys
and 3 girls, getting ready for sermon every Sunday morning, him helping
her with her zipper. 50 boring years of arguing in Dutch and making up
in touching in the dark, 50 boring years of planting potatoes and
weeding rows on humid July afternoons, 50 boring years of washing the
white Corel dishes and turning out the light on the mess – till he
finally carried her in and out of the tub and helped her pull up her
Depends.
Don’t ever forget it:
The real romantics are the boring ones — they let another heart bore a hole deep into theirs.
Be one of the boring ones. Pray to be one who get 50 boring years of marriage –
50 years to let her heart bore a hole deep into yours.
Let everyone do their talking about 50 shades of grey, but
don’t let anyone talk you out of it: committment is pretty much black
and white. Because the truth is, r
eal love will always make you suffer. Simply commit: Who am I willing to suffer for?
Who am I willing to take the reeking garbage out for and clean out
the gross muck ponding at the bottom of the fridge? Who am I willing to
listen
to instead of talk
at? Who am I willing to hold as they grow older and realer? Who am I willing to
die a bit more for every day? Who am I willing to make
heart-boring years with?
Who am I willing to let bore a hole into my heart?
Get it: Life – and marriage proposals — isn’t not about one up-manship —
it’s about one down-manship. It’s about the heart-boring years of sacrifice and going lower and
serving.
It’s not about how well you perform your proposal. It’s about how well you let Christ perform your life.
Sure, go ahead, have fun, make a ridiculously good memory and we’ll
cheer loud: propose creatively — but never forget that what wows a woman
and woos her is you how you purpose to live your
life.
I’m praying, boys —
be Men. Be one of the
‘boring” men –
and let your heart be bore into. And know there are women who love that kind of man.
The kind of man whose romance isn’t flashy – because love is gritty.
The kind of man whose romance isn’t about cameras — because it’s about Christ.
The kind of man whose romance doesn’t have to go viral — because it’s going eternal.
No, your dad did not get down on one knee when he proposed –
because the romantic men know it’s about living your whole life on your knees.
There are Fridays. And the quiet romantics who will take out the
garbage without fanfare. There will be the unimaginative calendar by the
fridge, with all it’s scribbled squares of two lives being made one.
The toilet seat will be left predictably up. The sink will be resigned
to its load of last night’s dishes.
And there is now and the beautiful boring, the way two lives touch and go deeper into time with each other.
The clock ticking passionately into decades.
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